When a creature terrorises people it's not just what they do, it's crime. Merfolk who lure ships to their doom aren't being merfolk, they're being pirates.
Anf John is telling us that he's not really interested in appearances... he HAD to end up talking about sex, he HAD to!
John is on a personal quest to try everything pleasurable in the world.
Just stop with the hair pulling already!
If they stopped, he would miss it :P
I knew it!!!!!
The lady's like the hairiest ones the most.
The hairiest, and that weight at least three hundred kilos, rawwwr!
I dunno, I don't think I would want to touch that hair...maybe I'm not actually human?
Nobody really knows what you are Atsu! XD
(We have theories though!)
Looks like 100 kilos may be hair...hehe.
If he had 100 kilos of hair, even HE couldn't resist pulling it!
Always agree on a safeword first, and second: NO PULLING CHEST HAIR!
Safe, sane and consensual!
Wait, if you have the two others, is "sane" really necessary?
Sane is needed. Just because you are safe and consensual, doesn't mean it can't get really weird.