Gnome scientists were the first to determine that dragon fuel was 70% sodium desoxycholate, 20% alcohol, and 10% water, mucus and organic debris.
Orc scientists were the first to determine that it tastes like shit but you can drink it.
What's wrong with drinking dragon fire? I drink it all the time. "It tastes like crap but it will get you drunk."
(yes I used google translate. heheh)
Oh no, I mixed up my author's notes!
Thanks for pointing it out, I'll fix it.
I really like the concept of a character getting drunk off dragon fire. Very nice touch you put in your world building =)
The dragons don't find it nice though! :P
No doubt started by bored teenage Orc's while playing truth or dare on a campout.
Bored teenagers are behind 30% of the world's grossest scientific breakthroughs.
Please tell me that poor Ellen's fortunes will change for the better.
Drinking dragon fire is pretty much rock bottom!