Even the blind know that John looks ridiculous.
Ridiculous? Naw, everyone is just jealous.
I'm jealous of his swag too!
John is the swankiest Troll ever!
You may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as him!
His fashion sense must of tingled recently too! Metal overalls and a heart medallion? Simply genius!
It all comes naturally to him. Some guys are just born lucky!