That's no bluff. An orc doctor is capable of breaking your spine if you won't stop wiggling by yourself.
Also Weg looks unexpectedly handsome for a middle-aged monster guy, at times.
Aw I think the Doctor has a crush on Weg... although the term 'Crush' might come with a beating in Orc circles...
Weg is a "Good" character, but being good doesn't mean being modern. Remember when Thrym bragged about having 21 wives? Weg is a conservative, he's not going to decide that the ruling class having a couple dozen women is wrong, even if he might actually prefer it.
A small village like that belongs to a familial clan, so there are few women around who aren't married to him.
Hah! What a great reaction! Weg's expression is perfect
He's one sexy bastard! :D