It's true that you don't hear about gurus being thrown into volcanoes by their followers a lot in real life.
Holy crap, Seppo isn't fooling around!
Or he is, but has poor tastes when it comes to how to fool around!
Got issues, that old dude. Probably has a 'get off my lawn' sign in his back yard, too. ;)
But since both the trolls and fairies are illiterate, they walk on his lawn anyway. You'd have issues too! O: