Hey look! I forgot to type an author's note for this one!
These two should write self-help books on successful marriages, dodging deadly blows is a perfectly reasonable expectation in a couple right?
Oh come on it wouldn't be any worse than the average self-help book!
Actually it'd be better, since neither can write.
A picture book, thats the ticket! Combat and Romance, Orc style!
I believe I'd buy it.
What is over there? Why its common sense! RUN FROM DA POLICE!
But that raises another question: why would anyone with common sense leave common sense lying around? :P